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Old 10-06-2018, 06:57 PM   #1996
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local HEB. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them", demands the wife. They carry on with their shopping. A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

That's him on Aisle 5.

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Q: Did you hear about the Cowboy fan that died at a pie eating contest?

A: The cow kicked him in the head!
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I'm going to legally change my name to Charity. Perfect for people who leave their money to charity.
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The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.
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