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Old 10-08-2017, 08:12 AM   #1690
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Final continuation:
Here is the last of the hundred Pun-itive sentences. Hope you have enjoyed them.

90. When a new hive is done bees have a house swarming party.

91. Looting a drugstore is called Pillaging.

92. Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

93. Old programmers never die, they just can’t C as well.

94. A music store had a small sign which read: Bach in a Minuet.

95. Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

96. Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.

97. A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

98. A ditch digger was entrenched in his career.

99. A girl and her boyfriend went to a party as a barcode. They were an item.

100. A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
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