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Old 10-06-2017, 09:24 AM   #1686  
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70. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.

71. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

72. When chemists die, we barium.

73. A long knife has been invented that cuts four loaves of bread at a time called a four loaf cleaver.

74. When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.

75. Two robbers with clubs went golfing, but they didn’t play the fairway.

76. Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

77. A circus lion won’t eat clowns because they taste funny.

78. A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, “Is the bar tender here?”

79. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was intense
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