View Single Post
Old 10-05-2017, 07:38 AM   #1685  
ImRizzo
HDF SUPER-MODERATOR
 
ImRizzo's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Brooklyn & LI,NY ..not a Place, it's an Attitude, *I'm Mixing up a fresh pitcher of KoolAid
Posts: 23,309
Default

Continued:

60. Chronic illegal parkers suffer from parking zones disease.

61. Some people don’t like food going to waist.

62. A cannibal’s favorite game is ‘swallow the leader’.

63. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

64. Girls who don’t get asked out as often as their friends could feel out-dated.

65. We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn’t even afford to pay attention.

66. A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.

67. A backwards poet writes inverse.

68. If a lawyer can be disbarred can a musician be denoted or a model deposed?

69. Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
ImRizzo is offline   Reply With Quote