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Old 10-02-2017, 01:46 PM   #1681  
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40. In democracy its your vote that counts. In feudalism its your count that votes.

41. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

42. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

43. Old skiers never die — they just go downhill.

44. A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.

45. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

46. When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.

47. An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

48. How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.

49. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.
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