High Def Bar & Grill

gosmosis · 08-13-2008, 09:19 PM

1 round of Martini's for everyone!

Watch it though...

ImRizzo · 08-13-2008, 09:20 PM

It kicked me off again and this time it actually closed my IP (aol) I had to restart my comp ?? thats the second time tonite

ImRizzo · 08-13-2008, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gosmosis

1 round of Martini's for everyone!

Watch it though...

That guy is one wasted dude he is ABSOLUTely no pain what so ever

ImRizzo · 08-13-2008, 10:12 PM

......Da Rizz.....

...G'Nite guys

brenner · 08-13-2008, 10:29 PM

The dixie cups were leakers. We had to drink fast.

ImRizzo · 08-13-2008, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brenner

The dixie cups were leakers. We had to drink fast.

Sounds like BS just a reason to drink quicker LOL

brenner · 08-14-2008, 12:16 AM

End results:

ImRizzo · 08-14-2008, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brenner

End results:

Nice, a job well done. What did you think about the Appleton? Were you sippin' ( tasting) rum's or banging big shooters. Either way I hope your morning wasn't to hard to do. LOL Da Rizz

ImRizzo · 08-14-2008, 08:16 AM

Subject: Drunk driver

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin,Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes
As some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station .

This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

Da Rizz....

ImRizzo · 08-14-2008, 08:41 AM

Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.
Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied:

'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass!'

Da Rizz.....

brenner · 08-14-2008, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImRizzo

Nice, a job well done. What did you think about the Appleton? Were you sippin' ( tasting) rum's or banging big shooters. Either way I hope your morning wasn't to hard to do. LOL Da Rizz

Started out tasting. But when we noticed a couple Dixie cups leaking we started drinking fast, but just the leakers. The Flor De Cana won the tasting, BTW.
We actually tried the Appleton's before we went to dinner. It was a very good Rum.
When I got up I couldn't get the coffee poured down my gullet fast enough. Feeling much better now though.

Tonight it's Halibut and Rum, in glasses.

sprkeng · 08-14-2008, 05:49 PM

Rizz. That Appleton was good. It ranked up there with the more expensive and aged rums. Is is party time

Hi-def Predictions has Rebbecca today as a "Hottie" to watch tonight. she looks good in HD or SD.

ImRizzo · 08-14-2008, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brenner

Started out tasting. But when we noticed a couple Dixie cups leaking we started drinking fast, but just the leakers. The Flor De Cana won the tasting, BTW.
We actually tried the Appleton's before we went to dinner. It was a very good Rum.
When I got up I couldn't get the coffee poured down my gullet fast enough. Feeling much better now though.

Tonight it's Halibut and Rum, in glasses.

I/m glad to hear you survived I thought I was going to have to fly out to Vancover to revive you guys

My first Father-in-law ( a great guy ) was a Greek citzen living in Jamacia he was a Cricket player when those guys got together they drank water glasses full of White's ( Appleton rum ) he was my hero I never seen him drunk only happy, To bad his daughter wasn't the same nature.

sprkeng · 08-14-2008, 06:03 PM

Rizz - you woulda been too late. you woulda had to join us. I don't remember when my head hit the pillow, I'm glad my hotel room wasn't too far away and it helped using a designated decoy, now that was a great idea, I bet it was the talk at the bar for many days and that cop must have been furious.

ImRizzo · 08-14-2008, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sprkeng

Rizz - you woulda been too late. you woulda had to join us. I don't remember when my head hit the pillow, I'm glad my hotel room wasn't too far away and it helped using a designated decoy, now that was a great idea, I bet it was the talk at the bar for many days and that cop must have been furious.

I'm glad to hear you guys survived especially when I heard you were trying to drink quicker than the cups leaked ..LOL My son's a cop, I gave that to him and he almost pissed himself.

08-13-2008, 09:19 PM	#9106
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08-13-2008, 10:12 PM	#9109
ImRizzo My Death is a Rumor Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Formerly: Brooklyn, N.Y. and now, from Deep within the Bowels of Hell ... Age: 66 Posts: 9,375	......Da Rizz........G'Nite guys

08-13-2008, 10:29 PM	#9110
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08-14-2008, 12:16 AM	#9112
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08-14-2008, 08:16 AM	#9114
ImRizzo My Death is a Rumor Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Formerly: Brooklyn, N.Y. and now, from Deep within the Bowels of Hell ... Age: 66 Posts: 9,375	A little humor in the morning "put on a happy face" Subject: Drunk driver From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin,Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes As some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station . This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.' 'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.' *Da Rizz.... Last edited by ImRizzo; 08-14-2008 at 08:20 AM.*

08-13-2008, 09:20 PM	#9107
ImRizzo My Death is a Rumor Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Formerly: Brooklyn, N.Y. and now, from Deep within the Bowels of Hell ... Age: 66 Posts: 9,375	It kicked me off again and this time it actually closed my IP (aol) I had to restart my comp ?? thats the second time tonite

08-14-2008, 08:41 AM	#9115
ImRizzo My Death is a Rumor Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Formerly: Brooklyn, N.Y. and now, from Deep within the Bowels of Hell ... Age: 66 Posts: 9,375	Ed Zachary Disease Ed Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass!' *Da Rizz..... Last edited by ImRizzo; 08-14-2008 at 10:06 AM.*

08-14-2008, 06:03 PM	#9119
sprkeng HD Rocks Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Southwest Washington Posts: 2,030	Rizz - you woulda been too late. you woulda had to join us. I don't remember when my head hit the pillow, I'm glad my hotel room wasn't too far away and it helped using a designated decoy, now that was a great idea, I bet it was the talk at the bar for many days and that cop must have been furious.

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