High Def Bar & Grill

joey82083 · 04-18-2008, 11:03 PM

JOKE:

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Lee Stewart · 04-18-2008, 11:04 PM

Go Thor!

Swing Thi Mighty Hammer!

Face Down the Forces of Evil!

You will Trimph!

Oh . . . don't forget to read them a bedtime story . . . . Mighty Thor.

Lee Stewart · 04-18-2008, 11:09 PM

JOKE:

This Chinese couple are laying in bed just having finished their 50th Wedding Anniverisary celebration . . .

The Chinese man rubs his wifes shoulder and says:

"We should do something different tonite!"

To which his wife replies:

"Like What?"

"We should do 69!"

"69? . . . . You want Chicken and Cashews NOW?"

hdtvjunkie · 04-18-2008, 11:10 PM

Girls I said "Get in Bed"

hdtvjunkie · 04-18-2008, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee Stewart

JOKE:

This Chinese couple are laying in bed just having finished their 50th Wedding Anniverisary celebration . . .

The Chinese man rubs his wifes shoulder and says:

"We should do something different tonite!"

To which his wife replies:

"Like What?"

"We should do 69!"

"69? . . . . You want Chicken and Cashews NOW?"

HAHA

Lee Stewart · 04-18-2008, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joey82083

JOKE:

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

venomxr8 · 04-18-2008, 11:13 PM

Confucius say
when man walk through airport terminal sideways
he is going to Bangkok

hdtvjunkie · 04-18-2008, 11:16 PM

I hope this isn't the tap our beer is coming from

hdtvjunkie · 04-18-2008, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by venomxr8

Confucius say
when man walk through airport terminal sideways
he is going to Bangkok

Venom welcome to the party grab a chair and tell us how things are "Down Under"

joey82083 · 04-18-2008, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hdtvjunkie

I hope this isn't the tap our beer is coming from

Lee Stewart · 04-18-2008, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hdtvjunkie

I hope this isn't the tap our beer is coming from

It could have been worse!

Just imagine if it was the female dummy instead!

What? . . . Lift her dress?

hdtvjunkie · 04-18-2008, 11:21 PM

Here is a picture of I lean on vacation this past summer.

Lee Stewart · 04-18-2008, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hdtvjunkie

Here is a picture of I lean on vacation this past summer.

I knew it!

That is where that old saying comes from!

"She can take one guy under each arm!"

hdtvjunkie · 04-18-2008, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee Stewart

I knew it!

That is where that old saying comes from!

"She can take one guy under each arm!"

Haha. I'm sure she could.

Farout777 · 04-18-2008, 11:26 PM

It was a tough battle, but I came out victorious!

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hdtvjunkie HIGH VOLTAGE ROCK-N-ROLL Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: cabell county, WV Age: 40 Posts: 14,321	Here is a picture of I lean on vacation this past summer.