the famous jimmy smith quote thread make its return for all the newbees.

[bboncorr]

prior thread i made just for you guys and jimmy. its full of jimmys quotes and how they contridict eachother. man how wrong can someone be before they realize they need to rethink there views.


"If being the best system on the market isn't enough to dominate I pity the consumer population."

but then also said this.

"I believe that the Playstation 3 and the Pii will be similar in terms of sales. I believe the 360 will probably dominate this console cycle but not by much."


"The Playstation 3 is the most powerful console this generation."
which is not true but please feel free to explain with numbers that make sence please.


"Yeah its called Resistance Fall of Man. A game that looks more fun then anything on the Xbox 360 or the Pii."
please insert foot to mouth immedietly.

"Again the Playstation 3 is more powerful nearly every game devoloper agrees on this."
thats funny because i have been reading the complete opposite from many game developers recently. oh you meant that sony exclusive developers have agreed on this. now it is clear to me.

"Im an HD fanboy not a Sony fanbody."
this one is my favorite of all time.

"Not that the Playstation 3s graphics will be a big leap head but there should be small improvements for those who look."
thats funny since the ps3 games have started showing up at reviewers doorsteps they have been saying the complete opposite. there either worse then the 360 or look exactely the same but with worse frame rates.

"There are numerous playable real time Playstation 3 demos ever since may and the vast majority of them look signifigantly better then any of the 360s launch titles. Gears of War a second generation 360 game just equals some of the Playstation 3s launch titles."
flip,flop,flip,flop. maybe you can run for president. i hear john kerry needs a running mate for his next election. i also find this kinda funny since this is from an old post and you just recently stated you finaly played the ps3. what were you going on online screen shots. oh but you also state how deciving those could be in another thread so which one is it? but before you answer this question remember you also stated this "but the graphics weren't much of an improvement over the 360. Though I never really expected it to be at launch" when you were talking about the ps3.

"Resistance Fall of Man and Gears of War look graphically the same. Both look excellent."
but didnt you just recently say this "Both looked slightly inferior to what I have seen from Gears of War" so what your saying is your big calling card is just slightly better looking then nba07 which many people who have played it said it looked like a slightly better ps2 game.

"Resistance will probably be the only game I buy at launch. I almost never buy games at launch usually I wait for the inevidible greatest hits price drop."
but why jimmy since "the vast majority of them look signifigantly better then any of the 360s launch titles" and those were demos so the actual games are gonna be amazingly better.

"I look at the results. Compare the launch titles for both systems." well if thats the case then why are you just writing off such bad reviews of your beloved ps3 games with comments like this "Wasn't looking forward to that game anyway". i mean you want to compare launch titles but i guess you only want to pick and choose which ones.

well its really late now for me but i need to get in some g.o.w. gaming before i go to bed. so i will just stop there for now. does anyone else see what im getting at.

btw jimmy you sure do pick on wii alot. is this a case of getting bullied on then you deciding to take out your aggression on the smaller system supporters who cant defend themselfs. i knew a kid in school who was just like that and nobody like him either. he got picked on alot so he decided to pick on the much smaller kids to help his confidence. maybe i can look him up and you two can hang out at the park while holding hands. you can exchange war stories of picking on little kids then move to mass. and exchange vows. oh yeah did you hear how good g.o.w. is on the 360. its not like you should care though since your ps3 games are gonna be signifigantly better.

[EddieDZ]

im sorry but some of those really do make me laugh(giggle) hehehe. not because their true, false or i agree or disagree with it/them but they just sound funny you know. certainly alot of contradicting lol

[mshulman]

Wow.. you have too much time on your hands But keep it up - these are great!

I found this one interesting:

Originally Posted by bboncorr

"Resistance will probably be the only game I buy at launch. I almost never buy games at launch usually I wait for the inevidible greatest hits price drop."

If he almost never buys games at launch, what does he do with the console? Just let it sit so he can stare at it?

[junehhan]

Originally Posted by mshulman

Wow.. you have too much time on your hands But keep it up - these are great!

I found this one interesting:



If he almost never buys games at launch, what does he do with the console? Just let it sit so he can stare at it?

Wow, I really wish I had that kind of free time.............

[bboncorr]

i did this a while ago but yes i did have alot of free time back then. i figured there where so many new forum newbies that seem to be going at it with jimmy lately i thought i would be the ammunition suppler.

dam i feel like Nicholas Cage in "lord of war".

[Steve44]

Haha, funny.
But yes, do you have a job? Go to school? You're just about as laughable as many of those quotes.

I should quote your entire thread as a joke just like you did to Jimmy.