**OT - RL - OK How The F*ck Does This Work?**

TwoPlusTwo · 02-04-2012, 01:13 PM

Although I pretend that being single is cool (and it is

), I do sometimes try to find real relationships. Sometimes.

I thought online dating sites were a joke, so I treated them that way, until I re-wrote a match.com profile "for real" a few days ago and got a legitimate response...

...I got an email saying "Professor [MyLastName]???" as the header.

Apparently I was her Math Professor in her senior year last year.

And she sent a railven-level wall-o-text email to my match.com account.

Question: How do I respond to this?

railven · 02-04-2012, 01:22 PM

Simple:

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Originally Posted by 2+2

When and where? Oh, and do you have any allergies?

Oh, and of course - is she hawt? Pictures or it never happened.

GL!

Pinoy · 02-04-2012, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TwoPlusTwo

Question: How do I respond to this?

With a high pixel count picture of your junk...duh.

TwoPlusTwo · 02-04-2012, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by railven

Simple:

Oh, and of course - is she hawt? Pictures or it never happened.

GL!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinoy

With a high pixel count picture of your junk...duh.

Jokes are going to be appropriate at some point, but I'm gonna hold of on them for now.

Seems to be OK enough so far; not so old and callous to be as jaded as me, nor young enough to be so naive that I'd have to read her high-school poetry!

And when it all falls apart then I'll make jokes also.

Mase · 02-04-2012, 04:32 PM

IF she is attractive and you have some things in common, why not?

I have what is called the rule of three, I will date anyone who is one of three things and potentially marry someone (barring what is calle the Crazy Bitch syndrome) who is two of those three and propose on the spot if she is three for three..

1. Ridiculously hot
2. Ridiculously awesome (personality ect)
3. Ridiculously good in bed

So if she meets one of those, then go for it and if she so happens to meet two, then she is potential marriage material. Dont try to put too much thought into it, go by this simple rule and you will meet a lot of cool chicks and get a lot of action while looking for "The One". It makes the journey a lot more interesting...

GL

**rbinck** · 02-04-2012, 04:55 PM

Where's Dr. Phil when you need him?

TwoPlusTwo · 02-04-2012, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by rbinck

Where's Dr. Phil when you need him?

I think that Oprah assassinated him when people stopped paying for OTA.

railven · 02-05-2012, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mase

IF she is attractive and you have some things in common, why not?

I have what is called the rule of three, I will date anyone who is one of three things and potentially marry someone (barring what is calle the Crazy Bitch syndrome) who is two of those three and propose on the spot if she is three for three..

1. Ridiculously hot
2. Ridiculously awesome (personality ect)
3. Ridiculously good in bed

So if she meets one of those, then go for it and if she so happens to meet two, then she is potential marriage material. Dont try to put too much thought into it, go by this simple rule and you will meet a lot of cool chicks and get a lot of action while looking for "The One". It makes the journey a lot more interesting...

GL

There it is guys, the reason why us Mexicans men have like a hundred kids. Haha. Most Latin girls I've met only have 1 and 3. Most fall into "Crazy Bitch Syndrome." I guess when you have a lot of "papis" calling you "chula" it goes to your head.

Even the rare ugly girl has this disease. I sometimes wonder if latino men do more thinking with their dicks cuz some of the girls these "attractive" latino men (no homo) end up with are waaaaaaay below their threshold.

Anyways, back on topic. 2+2 - if she's white, can read, and has a job down in, what state is it Georgia?, that's considered royalty. Haha. Hook. Up. and STFU!

Mase · 02-05-2012, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by railven

There it is guys, the reason why us Mexicans men have like a hundred kids. Haha. Most Latin girls I've met only have 1 and 3. Most fall into "Crazy Bitch Syndrome." I guess when you have a lot of "papis" calling you "chula" it goes to your head.

Hey im 27 with no kids, im a failure by latin standards!

Seriously though, too many people over think dating.. If you connect in one of three major areas...

1. Attraction (or ridiculously hot) - is a major factor in a relationship its what usually starts things off.

2. Compatability ( or ridiculously awesome!) - you have to have things in common at least on the fundamental level to make it last or make it enjoyable.

3. Sexual compatibility (or ridiculously good in bed) - a sexless relationship just means you have a good friend who is a good to decent roommate. Intimacy is huge in any relationship and when that leaves a relationship or marriage its one of the leading causes of divorces/breakups (ie cheating)...

I keep it simple and enjoy life.. I urge others to do the same!

TwoPlusTwo · 02-06-2012, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by railven

Anyways, back on topic. 2+2 - if she's white, can read, and has a job down in, what state is it Georgia?, that's considered royalty. Haha. Hook. Up. and STFU!

She white and she can more than read.

Like a lot of people in GA atm, she doesn't have a job.

Lol.

02-04-2012, 01:13 PM	#1
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02-04-2012, 04:32 PM	#5
Mase HD Ninja Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Some place hot Posts: 6,461	IF she is attractive and you have some things in common, why not? I have what is called the rule of three, I will date anyone who is one of three things and potentially marry someone (barring what is calle the Crazy Bitch syndrome) who is two of those three and propose on the spot if she is three for three.. 1. Ridiculously hot 2. Ridiculously awesome (personality ect) 3. Ridiculously good in bed So if she meets one of those, then go for it and if she so happens to meet two, then she is potential marriage material. Dont try to put too much thought into it, go by this simple rule and you will meet a lot of cool chicks and get a lot of action while looking for "The One". It makes the journey a lot more interesting... GL __________________ PlayStation 3 : legndKiller Xbox 360: Legnd K1ller Steam ID: Legnd_Killer Currently playing The Witcher 2 (360) DIablo 3 Beta (PC) Battlefield 3 (360/PC)

02-04-2012, 04:55 PM	#6
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