Worst Movies Ever?

Worst Movies Ever?

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/movies/sfl-worst-movie-ugc,0,7261281.ugcphotogallery

None of those movies is anywhere near as bad as: "Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)", a monster ego trip for self-proclaimed genius Anthony Newley.

"Wait!", you say. "How can any movie be worse than "Plan 9 from Outer Space"? Watch both and you will see. "Plan 9..." is a masterpiece by comparison.

There should be no B-movies as they're a given (Plan 9, Attack of the 50ft Woman, etc.). And that Vanilla Ice movie...never knew existed. Last Action Hero and Starship Troopers are not that bad. I love how Stallone and Eddie Murphy are featured prominently. The bigger they are...

Meet the Spartans...how they miss that piece of garbage!

I paid to see "Barbarella" in a movie theater back in 1968 and that was the first one on the list, I didn't go any further. These lists are too common to be of interest now. With at least 10,000 bad movies to choose from and at least that many lists of worse movies, and more from both catagories each year, the lists have become irrelevant. The first couple hundred I saw were interesting and fun to consider, now I need about a 10 year break from new lists to be interested.

Chris

There are some fine movies in that list. :lol:

Battlefield Earth has to be the worst movie ever put on film!

Does any body remember "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" now there was a waste of time and film and the balls to make sequels

To me, other than the 1st 3 rocky movies and 1st Rambo movie I would have to say anything with Sylvester Stallone in it. Rocky V, Cobra, Tango and Cash, and the worst 2: Over the Top and Stop or My Mother Will Shoot are up at the top of the list. Man was that some bad shit..:lol:

To me, other than the 1st 3 rocky movies and 1st Rambo movie I would have to say anything with Sylvester Stallone in it. Rocky V, Cobra, Tango and Cash, and the worst 2: Over the Top and Stop or My Mother Will Shoot are up at the top of the list. Man was that some bad shit..:lol:

Tango and Cash. I have fond memories of that film. A hot asian girl was my blind date that night. For some reason she liked me and we dated for 2 yrs. Whenever I fight with my wife I think of that movie.:lol:

Does any body remember "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" now there was a waste of time and film and the balls to make sequels

Yes, I remember the original and of course it was deliberately bad and therefore not a competitor for a list of bad films with good intentions. AotKT succeeded in its goal. The most entertaining bad films set out to be good and become unintentionally funny or bizarre and are worth watching as a result.

Chris

Tango and Cash. I have fond memories of that film. A hot asian girl was my blind date that night. For some reason she liked me and we dated for 2 yrs. Whenever I fight with my wife I think of that movie.:lol:

Somebody needs to point this post out to your wife! My guess is that you would have ample opportunity to reminisce about "Tango and Cash" soon after she sees it.

Chris

It can't be a bad movie list without "Hudson Hawk". :lol:

not everyone agree with it

I seem to find that movies I liked as a kid now don't seem that good. Just recently watched the 1960s Planet of the Apes on Netflix. Wasn't as scary or interesting as I remembered.

"Grand Canyon" with Richard Arlen. If you remember this clunko you are as old as I am.

Mars attacks
Spawn
Hellboy 2

There's plenty of decent movies on that list.

I think it helps to define what makes a movie bad. For me, a movie is bad if I want to walk out of the theater or stop watching it at home.

If I can sit through the whole movie, then I'd say I was entertained. Sometimes I'm entertained much more then others, but I've always felt the purpose of most movies is purely entertainment. I can't recall too many that I haven't been entertained to some degree.

Only movie that I can think of that I completely hated and would have walked out on (had I not been with others) was Photo Shop.

Don't forget "The Postman" with Kevin Costner. So bad, that when I recorded it, some years back, could only watch 90 minutes of this 3 hour crap-fest, at a time.

for 2008 = Hellboy

all time = CATWOMAN (starring Halle Berry)

What about every movie ever made by Uwe Boll? Director of great video game based movies, such as Blood Rayne 1 and 2, Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead. And who could forget, In the Name of the King (Jason Statham worst actor of all time?)

I'm not sure why he's still allowed to make movies. He's so terrible that his right to free speech should be revoked.

I'm certain Ishtar would rank very high on the list of movies that never should've been made.

Saw The Love Guru over the weekend. Man was that awful. Mike Myers even has writing credit!

an American Carol

The love guru was pretty bad.

My worst picks are..

Baby Mama
10,000 BC
Be Kind Rewind
Leatherheads
Redbelt
Speed Racer (cartoon series of the 60s was better than this movie)
The X Files I want to Believe
The Happening
Get Smart
Get Smart Bruce and Lloyd
Kung Fu Panda
Hell Boy 2
Street Kings
Starship Troopers 3
The Forbidden Kingdom
The Scorpion King 2
You don't mess with the zohan (worst of the bunch)