Rumor circulating that Batboy is in Afghanistan fighting the Taliban.....
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Eventually, even White Trash People have to talk to each other. When such emergencies arise, White Trash People like to make small talk about current events. This is why they love the Weekly World News.
The best attribute about the Weekly World News is that it’s the world’s only reliable newspaper. It even says so right on the paper itself. And they couldn’t possibly lie about that because that would mean it’s not true.
Everything else you need to know about the Weekly World News is in its name.
First, it comes out weekly. That’s really about as often as most White Trash People can be bothered to read anything.
Second, it covers the whole world. How else would people ever know there was a Jesus toaster in Tirana, Albania burning an image of the Lord and Savior himself into every slice bread dropped into it; or that Bat Boy was now in Afghanistan fighting the Taliban
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