Originally Posted by deadhead68

From the very uderrated, in my opinion, movie Parenthood:

"Well, it depends on the man. I had a man around. He used to wake me up every morning by flicking lit cigarettes at my head. He'd say, "Hey, a$$hole, get up and make me breakfast." You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming a$$hole be a father."


DeadHead68