The funny story is when me and a buddy of mine went to this dive of a strip joint. This chick came out and started dancing. I'm here to tell you this chick was UGLY. I was sitting at the bar so I just turned my back to the stage. When the girl got done dancing she came over to me at the bar and said "You didn't tip me". I said "You want a tip, keep your damn clothes on". Man you talk about getting pissed, they called the bouncer over and as he was removing me, I was hollering at my buddy (who's name is Lee) "Hey Lee come on I have to go". He was sitting with the only good looking stripper in the joint. He kept yelling man its too early to Leave. I yelled back "I'm not leaving because I want too". He finally figured out I was being throwed out. He came out to the car and said "Man I can't take you anywhere". I miss the good ole days sometimes.
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