Originally Posted by AlphaLog

Oh, but it is too late for that! Behold, my latest creation.... Green-Ray DVD! Each disk holds up to 500 gigs of information, displays video in 1081p (that's right, one more line), and is capable of supplying what we call SUPER Lossless audio. It is able to hold so much data using our patented 50 layer disk system (literally 1/2 inch data storing goodness). In addition, it has a 1/4 inch thick protective candy coating. Each disk will come in your choice of flavors; peppermint, spearmint, and sour apple.